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Carter’s should make a cute 3-piece set that says “Sweaty Like Daddy”.

Carter’s should make a cute 3-piece set that says “Sweaty Like Daddy”.

MGIII does this new thing where he shrugs his shoulders and it cracks me up. I reply with my best Fred Armisen as Joy Behar impression-“So what, who cares?”

Um excuse me my husband looks super hot tonight. That’s all.

Um excuse me my husband looks super hot tonight. That’s all.

Urban babies play in public sprinklers.

Urban babies play in public sprinklers.

My little sand lover!

My little sand lover!

Rollin with my homies.

Rollin with my homies.

Our first beach trip! #mgiii loves everything about it, but especially eating sand!

Our first beach trip! #mgiii loves everything about it, but especially eating sand!

How many offers do you think I will get for my baby today at the garage sale?

How many offers do you think I will get for my baby today at the garage sale?

I was inspired by @jlauxier and made this strawberry cake last night. It looked and smelled great! It was unfortunately dry. I was reminded why I am not crazy about baking.

I was inspired by @jlauxier and made this strawberry cake last night. It looked and smelled great! It was unfortunately dry. I was reminded why I am not crazy about baking.

Too bad MGIII is on a strict no-caffeine diet. #ShareACoke

Too bad MGIII is on a strict no-caffeine diet. #ShareACoke