Angry Girlfriend

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My little man has some cool dance moves!

#mgiii helped do a quick inventory of our soap.com order.

#mgiii helped do a quick inventory of our soap.com order.

When the playground is empty, you can finally let them climb UP the slide, right?

When the playground is empty, you can finally let them climb UP the slide, right?

We are the only ones at the playground! (at Pier 1 Brooklyn Bridge)

We are the only ones at the playground! (at Pier 1 Brooklyn Bridge)

And we are back in action, after an extremely thorough cleaning and parts replacement.

And we are back in action, after an extremely thorough cleaning and parts replacement.

He is the snuggliest kiddo I know. #mgiii

He is the snuggliest kiddo I know. #mgiii

Kindle Unlimited

I just signed up for my 30 day trial and can’t find a book that I want to read!

Has anyone made one of those really handy lists that tells me what’s available and what I would like?

Please and thank you!

A Story About Poop

Two days ago my apartment was looking particularly dusty so I decided to let the Roomba run while I went to the gym and ran some errands. I was excited to come home to a cleaner house.

Instead, Jonas pooped on his wee-wee pad and the Roomba ran over it again and again and again and then tracked it all over the apartment. (Thankfully, the door to the baby’s room was closed and it didn’t go onto the living room rug.)

I put MGIII down for an early nap and spent all of nap time wiping up shit and mopping and wiping and mopping again. It was honestly really hard work. I used a lot of elbow grease. It was exhausting and I got nothing else done that I had on my list.

Then I took a long shower to wash the gym and Brooklyn and the poop off of me, finishing just as MGIII woke up.

I was clean, you could eat off of my thrice-mopped floors, the baby woke up smiling in his crib…with a HUGE poop in his diaper.

That’s all. Just felt like I had to share.

Sometimes I’m like “who is this toddler with long limbs and tons of hair that waves at people and drinks from a Sippy and what did he do with my tiny little baby??”

Sometimes I’m like “who is this toddler with long limbs and tons of hair that waves at people and drinks from a Sippy and what did he do with my tiny little baby??”