Angry Girlfriend

I'm not really angry and I'm no longer a girlfriend. Interested in French Bulldogs, manicures, seasonally themed candy, husbands and ruminations on reality TV? Then you came to the right place!
#cousins

#cousins

It feels so good when it hits your lips.

It feels so good when it hits your lips.

Summer! And if you can believe it, @mikegermano cooked all of this!!

Summer! And if you can believe it, @mikegermano cooked all of this!!

The next time my building gives me a hard time about leaving my stroller in the hall, I am going to show them this photo.

The next time my building gives me a hard time about leaving my stroller in the hall, I am going to show them this photo.

My little man has some cool dance moves!

#mgiii helped do a quick inventory of our soap.com order.

#mgiii helped do a quick inventory of our soap.com order.

When the playground is empty, you can finally let them climb UP the slide, right?

When the playground is empty, you can finally let them climb UP the slide, right?

We are the only ones at the playground! (at Pier 1 Brooklyn Bridge)

We are the only ones at the playground! (at Pier 1 Brooklyn Bridge)

And we are back in action, after an extremely thorough cleaning and parts replacement.

And we are back in action, after an extremely thorough cleaning and parts replacement.